"I'll have you know, random stranger, that I have seen a man eat vegetables that were on fire, and it was fucking hilarious. Of course, they were on fire because he was a complete failure at controlling his powers, but still. Point is, it was completely appropriate. Also you had the wrong number, mate."
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Date: 2013-05-17 09:40 am (UTC)"I'll have you know, random stranger, that I have seen a man eat vegetables that were on fire, and it was fucking hilarious. Of course, they were on fire because he was a complete failure at controlling his powers, but still. Point is, it was completely appropriate. Also you had the wrong number, mate."