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"Good afternoon," Bond addressed his assembled class. "This class is Practical Weaponry, and it's more or less exactly that. Each week I will be presenting a scenario here in the Danger Shop, and your job will be to find a way to survive it using either methods that I will have discussed with you beforehand, or by improvising something on your own. I will be demonstrating the use of ranged, and unranged conventional weapons, as well as showing you ways to improvise weaponry from seemingly innocuous everyday items. If anyone has a problem with this, the door is over there."
He paused before continuing. "Unlike certain of your other teacher, I won't be making you wear uniforms, but I would advise you to wear comfortable clothing that allows you freedom of movement."
"Now, onto the matter of teaching assistants." One day Bond would ask for volunteers, or even interest in being his TA. This was not that day. "Reese, Hathaway, congratulations."
"Since it's our first week, we'll just stick to introductions. I want your names, class, what weapons experience you have, and how you personally would handle the zombie apocalyspe," Bond said. He pointed at a random student. "You first."
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He paused before continuing. "Unlike certain of your other teacher, I won't be making you wear uniforms, but I would advise you to wear comfortable clothing that allows you freedom of movement."
"Now, onto the matter of teaching assistants." One day Bond would ask for volunteers, or even interest in being his TA. This was not that day. "Reese, Hathaway, congratulations."
"Since it's our first week, we'll just stick to introductions. I want your names, class, what weapons experience you have, and how you personally would handle the zombie apocalyspe," Bond said. He pointed at a random student. "You first."
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Date: 2009-07-08 12:41 pm (UTC)Rose settled in to enjoy the class.
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Date: 2009-07-08 12:46 pm (UTC)and he thought the professor was hot too. He knew weapons and he'd had some experience with zombies now. He was a pro.Sort of.
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Date: 2009-07-08 01:00 pm (UTC)Dinah attempted to be nonchalant. The intimidation factor of how Professor Bond explained the class helped a lot.
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Date: 2009-07-08 03:05 pm (UTC)Ohhh, the blaze this semester would be glorious indeed.
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Date: 2009-07-08 05:13 pm (UTC)Fortunately, it meant that she was able to take notes without distractions.
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Date: 2009-07-08 01:31 pm (UTC)She
and her munalways got confused about the summer classes."I've had s-seven years of formal training, and three on active duty," she continued. "I would--build f-fortifications, and then burn the zombies."
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Date: 2009-07-08 02:43 pm (UTC)He was hoping his manner of dress would communicate the nature of said time to Bond, yes. "As for the zombies," he glanced towards Dinah, "We barricaded the school, brought as many in to safety as we could, then set up a flaming trap and armed ourselves while the sorcerers looked into the cause. It worked."
He had also got his brain smashed in in the process, but details.
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Date: 2009-07-08 03:46 pm (UTC)"It turns out that most films and literature on the subject are correct: one of the most efficient approaches to eliminating zombies is a shotgun. As long as you've got ammo it's pretty much one shot, one kill."
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Date: 2009-07-08 04:13 pm (UTC)Rapier was totally a brand name.
"I daresay it might afford me the same luxury in the unlikely event of the dead rising to walk again."
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Date: 2009-07-08 04:33 pm (UTC)Being a party to the attempted genocide of your entire species rather helped with that.
"If I'm not flying, I'm more of a kick-them-in-the-head type of person, but that doesn't work with zombies." Unfortunately. "I guess next time I encounter one, I'll set it on fire. Burning things usually works, and you can do it from up a tree or some other respectable distance."
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Date: 2009-07-08 05:30 pm (UTC)"I'm Karla, freshman," she said when it was her turn. "I have very little physical training, though I am being taught knife-fighting and pistols now. Since I've only been doing that for a few weeks, however, I consider myself almost an amateur at either. However, I wear a Sapphire Jewel and am a Black Widow. I have Craft and a lot of it, my shields can stand up to many different kinds of guns," she flashed a grin at Triela, "and I can throw energy blasts for a really long time. I'm an expert in poisons, I can neutralize a lot of them, and I have this." She held out her hand and extended her serpent's tooth. "It's very venomous," she said quietly. "It can kill a man." She did not add that she was speaking from experience.
"As for zombies, I wouldn't light them on fire," she continued thoughtfully. "They are dead, cannot feel pain, and the fire would need to be very hot in order to burn them to ash. In that time, unless they were otherwise incapacitated, they could wander around, setting other things on fire, thus giving us another thing to worry about. I would shield the civilian populace as best I could, try to corral the zombies into one location, airwalk to a position above them and either incinerate them with Craft, or blast them in the head, since everyone agrees that that is the best way to kill one of the creatures. With any luck, I'll have friends around who are proficient in other ways of killing," another grin for Triela and Dinah "and as long as they were shielded, it meant that I wouldn't be responsible for killing all of the creatures. As long as I ration my power carefully, I should have enough strength to last for several hours."
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Date: 2009-07-08 12:50 pm (UTC)If it meant she got to do extra fighting? So much the better.
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