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James Bond ([personal profile] doubleohblonde) wrote2009-07-08 10:26 pm
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Practical Weaponry [Wednesday, Period Four]

"Good afternoon," Bond addressed his assembled class. "This class is Practical Weaponry, and it's more or less exactly that. Each week I will be presenting a scenario here in the Danger Shop, and your job will be to find a way to survive it using either methods that I will have discussed with you beforehand, or by improvising something on your own. I will be demonstrating the use of ranged, and unranged conventional weapons, as well as showing you ways to improvise weaponry from seemingly innocuous everyday items. If anyone has a problem with this, the door is over there."

He paused before continuing. "Unlike certain of your other teacher, I won't be making you wear uniforms, but I would advise you to wear comfortable clothing that allows you freedom of movement."

"Now, onto the matter of teaching assistants." One day Bond would ask for volunteers, or even interest in being his TA. This was not that day. "Reese, Hathaway, congratulations."

"Since it's our first week, we'll just stick to introductions. I want your names, class, what weapons experience you have, and how you personally would handle the zombie apocalyspe," Bond said. He pointed at a random student. "You first."

[ooc: wait for ocd up.]

[Class Roster]

Re: Introductions - PW [Week 1]

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-07-08 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"I know how to shoot a crossbow," Arthur said, idly, "And a shotgun." For, er, obvious reasons. "If it hadn't, we'd have had to get more aggressive, slice a clear line down to the causeway or even the sea, find some ships or build rafts and leave the island," he noted, "Or lured them into the school, and set fire to that. Sinew alone wouldn't kill those things."

Not that Arthur had gone over this over and over and over again in his mind, or anything.
bitchprince: (look out above?)

Re: Introductions - PW [Week 1]

[personal profile] bitchprince 2009-07-08 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Arthur pursed his lips.

"It would, as a matter of fact," he opined, finally.

Just because he'd read all the military history books didn't mean they were a direct part of his frame of reference.