Office Hours [All Day, Monday]

[doubleohblonde]

Looking like he'd had a completely and utterly eventless weekend, Bond was back in his office, looking over his notes and hoping Booth managed to keep himself out of trouble and not upset his TA again this week.

Comments

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Well, we might need someone to drive us back if we get drunk enough. I'm not bodysliding us anywhere because then Nate would get all preachy."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"Maybe we can get a driver subsidised by claiming the trip as a staff enhancement exercise."

Intelligence work left one strong in the ways of bureaucracy.

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool stared for a moment.

"If I wasn't already married, I would propose to you for that excellent answer."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"Probably a good thing you are," Bond replied. "I look terrible in tulle."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool nodded seriously. "Though, I think you could pull off chenille."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"But not white," Bond said thoughtfully. "Much too hard to keep clean."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"And people would talk."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"I look good in black, hides the stains well too."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I find a nice dark red does the same," Deadpool replied, picking at his shirt. "Black and red."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

Bond nodded. "Always important to make sure the wedding party's coordinated."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Ooo! Can we have a Galaxy Quest themed wedding cake? Not because we're fans, but because then no one will want any."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"But would the cake be chocolate, or fruit?"

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I say it should be layers of fruit in between the chocolate," Deadpool replied. "Buttercream frosting, or course."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"Definitely, can't stand fondant."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"It's a waste of perfectly good sugar," Deadpool said, making a face at the thought. "Damn Ace of Cakes."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"Not to mention it tastes like soap."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Now, marzipan on the other hand, Wade was all for on a cake.

"But which of us would be the bride...?"

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"How are you with heels?"

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade looked down at his legs.

"Well, I do have fabulous calves..."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

Bond tilted his head to the side. "Most dress styles make my hips look chunky I'm afraid."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Though I am taller than you..."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"It would just give you a more svelte silhouette."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Wade twisted to look at his own ass, "You don't think my hips are too big for it?"

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

Bond shook his head. "You have a classic figure."