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James Bond ([personal profile] doubleohblonde) wrote2008-03-25 03:19 am
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Office Hours, [All Day, Monday]

There being a severe lack of peeps in England, Bond had collected quite a number of them yesterday after they'd hardened, and was now experimenting in ways to eat them.

Currently he was holding a skewer of them over a Bunsen burner he'd acquired somewhere.
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Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Deadpool cocked his head to the side. "I never thought about it like that."
doubleohblonde: (Bond is taken aback by your razor wit)

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[personal profile] doubleohblonde 2008-03-25 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
"I suppose if there was some way of adhering the toothpick without damage to the peep itself..." Bond mused.

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Duct tape!"

Okay, so Deadpool might just like the word.

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Less so than you'd think," Deadpool replied. "Especially after staying that way for a few days."
doubleohblonde: (Bond is totally not imagining you naked)

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[personal profile] doubleohblonde 2008-03-25 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
"It is rather hell on the shoulder blades, isn't it?" Bond agreed.

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
"More on the bladder! I had to go to the bathroom half that time."
doubleohblonde: (Bond is quizzical and a bit battered)

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[personal profile] doubleohblonde 2008-03-25 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
"True, kidneys aren't really that forgiving, either."

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
His kidneys hated him so darn much.

"Or the liver!"
doubleohblonde: (Bond has a wry grin and cuts)

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[personal profile] doubleohblonde 2008-03-25 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Or...other parts."

He wasn't going to clarify which, after all they were still in working order and that was the important thing.

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
That got Deadpool to wince. "Now I want a beer." A beat. "Or some peeps. Mmm, sugary alcohol."
doubleohblonde: (Bond is intrigued by this)

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[personal profile] doubleohblonde 2008-03-25 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
"I wonder if they dissolve in alcohol," Bond said, pushing the basket of peeps in Deadpool's direction.

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Grabbing a peep, Deadpool held up up close to his face. "Hmmm. Now I must try this forbidden fruit."
doubleohblonde: (Bond is totally not imagining you naked)

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[personal profile] doubleohblonde 2008-03-25 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Maybe vodka might work better than beer," he suggested. "Or something with a higher-proof."

Bond made a mental note to get a minibar installed in his office at the earliest opportunity.

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Sake, maybe?" Deadpool suggested. "Mmm, nothing gets ya drunk quicker..."
doubleohblonde: (Bond is intrigued by this)

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[personal profile] doubleohblonde 2008-03-25 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Plus the heat might dissolve the sugar faster."

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
"All it needs now is something deep fried to make it perfect!"
doubleohblonde: (Bond is not unhappy)

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[personal profile] doubleohblonde 2008-03-25 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Mars bar," Bond replied quickly. "You can get them in the better fish and chip shops."

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Deadpool hummed happily. "Best thing to come out of England since... Canada."
doubleohblonde: (Bond has a wry grin and cuts)

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[personal profile] doubleohblonde 2008-03-25 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Probably a touch more unhealthy for you than the average Canadian though."

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Not if I'm the Canadian in question!"
doubleohblonde: (Bond is smugly relaxed)

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[personal profile] doubleohblonde 2008-03-25 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
"You are far from the average Canadian, yes."
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