Office Hours, [All Day, Monday]

[doubleohblonde]

There being a severe lack of peeps in England, Bond had collected quite a number of them yesterday after they'd hardened, and was now experimenting in ways to eat them.

Currently he was holding a skewer of them over a Bunsen burner he'd acquired somewhere.

Comments

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"I suppose if there was some way of adhering the toothpick without damage to the peep itself..." Bond mused.

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Duct tape!"

Okay, so Deadpool might just like the word.

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"Kinky."

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Less so than you'd think," Deadpool replied. "Especially after staying that way for a few days."

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"It is rather hell on the shoulder blades, isn't it?" Bond agreed.

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"More on the bladder! I had to go to the bathroom half that time."

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"True, kidneys aren't really that forgiving, either."

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

His kidneys hated him so darn much.

"Or the liver!"

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"Or...other parts."

He wasn't going to clarify which, after all they were still in working order and that was the important thing.

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

That got Deadpool to wince. "Now I want a beer." A beat. "Or some peeps. Mmm, sugary alcohol."

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"I wonder if they dissolve in alcohol," Bond said, pushing the basket of peeps in Deadpool's direction.

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Grabbing a peep, Deadpool held up up close to his face. "Hmmm. Now I must try this forbidden fruit."

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"Maybe vodka might work better than beer," he suggested. "Or something with a higher-proof."

Bond made a mental note to get a minibar installed in his office at the earliest opportunity.

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Sake, maybe?" Deadpool suggested. "Mmm, nothing gets ya drunk quicker..."

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"Plus the heat might dissolve the sugar faster."

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"All it needs now is something deep fried to make it perfect!"

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"Mars bar," Bond replied quickly. "You can get them in the better fish and chip shops."

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool hummed happily. "Best thing to come out of England since... Canada."

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"Probably a touch more unhealthy for you than the average Canadian though."

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Not if I'm the Canadian in question!"

Re: Lunch [24-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"You are far from the average Canadian, yes."