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Much as Bond might have liked to have gone drinking and wenching last night, he had not.

This had not been because of the copious amounts of lace cravats, stockings, and rather silly hats his wardrobe suddenly contained. They mightn't have been to his taste, but he'd worn stranger in his time.

It was because of the long, luxurious, locks he was currently unsuccessfully trying to hack off with a letter opener. A man had his dignity after all.

[ooc: Door is closed. Post is wide, wide open.]

Date: 2008-07-21 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"..." Well Deadpool had just stopped by to check in on Bond, but...

"Why don't I carry a camera with me around here?"

Date: 2008-07-22 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"It's kinda fetching." Just ignore the snickers. "I feel like you should be dashing about."

Date: 2008-07-22 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
Which was sad.

Someday people would have a telethon for those who lost the use of their dashing muscles.

"I could get you some scissors, you know..."

Date: 2008-07-22 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"I should have some in my office, unless I forgot to get a new pair after the alien invasion..."

A beat.

"Wait, was that innuendo?"

Date: 2008-07-22 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"But then it's just awkward as you're a friend and I'm not exactly sure where Arashi and I stand. But that's not to say you're not an attractive man..."

Deadpool titled his head and eyed him for a moment. Maybe remembering that swimsuit thing.

"...okay, not helping. I'll go get the scissors now," He said, nodding and slipping out the door.

Date: 2008-07-22 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
Which was good that Deadpool was out of the room because then he'd question what a cravat was and it would only go downhill from there.

But he did return with scissors after a moment or two.

"Aren't you a blond normally?" He asked, handing them over.

Date: 2008-07-22 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
Not to mention it just completely messed up the username.

But Deadpool wasn't going to comment on that at this juncture. It would only cause more confusion and he really wished his was as fun as that one.

"Huh. Maybe you fell asleep in some Rogaine? Some piratey Rogaine?"

Date: 2008-07-22 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"Yeah, but it's Fandom. Logic is a mythical creature here. Much like heterosexuality."

Date: 2008-07-22 01:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
Deadpool gave his stockings a thoughtful look. "I always thought it was the glitter..."

Date: 2008-07-22 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"Glittery stockings of gay?" It had a nice ring to it. "Sounds like something Dr. Strange would say in a fight."

Date: 2008-07-22 01:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"No, no, I'm pretty sure it's his actual name." A beat. "And he is a doctor."

Date: 2008-07-22 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"But he was an actual mediciney doctor and not one of the fakes with extra schooling."

Date: 2008-07-22 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"He's also magical," Deadpool added. If that made any difference.

Date: 2008-07-22 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"Well, when you're from a place where dying is a minor inconvenience, you just kinda go with the flow on magical doctors who save the world from threats beyond our mortal comprehension."

Date: 2008-07-22 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
Deadpool just nodded slowly. "You get used to it."

Date: 2008-07-22 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"And the different universes, don't forget that," Deadpool added cheerfully.

Date: 2008-07-22 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"And superheros probably." A beat. "And crazy villains." Another beat. "And 'secret' government agencies."

He even did the finger quotes there.

Date: 2008-07-22 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"The latter," Deadpool replied. "Because MI6 it's totally expected of them to have spies and be all SHIELD-like. The other ones are more experiment on the human genome to create horrors that are unleashed upon the world kinda thing."

Date: 2008-07-22 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"Think of it as an arms race with super powers."

Date: 2008-07-22 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com
"...you get used to it," Deadpool added with a shrug. Even though you didn't, really.

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