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James Bond ([personal profile] doubleohblonde) wrote2008-07-22 02:01 am
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Bond's Office Hours [Monday]

Much as Bond might have liked to have gone drinking and wenching last night, he had not.

This had not been because of the copious amounts of lace cravats, stockings, and rather silly hats his wardrobe suddenly contained. They mightn't have been to his taste, but he'd worn stranger in his time.

It was because of the long, luxurious, locks he was currently unsuccessfully trying to hack off with a letter opener. A man had his dignity after all.

[ooc: Door is closed. Post is wide, wide open.]
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doubleohblonde: (Bond is a pirate and has pretty hair)

[personal profile] doubleohblonde 2008-07-22 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"I can see why you might," Bond said, rubbing his temple. "It seems the simpler option."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Deadpool just nodded slowly. "You get used to it."
doubleohblonde: (Bond is a pirate and wants to die)

[personal profile] doubleohblonde 2008-07-22 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Much like travelling islands and wardrobes with a gay agenda, I suppose."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"And the different universes, don't forget that," Deadpool added cheerfully.
doubleohblonde: (Bond is a pirate and wants to die)

[personal profile] doubleohblonde 2008-07-22 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"How could I?" Bond asked with a smile. "There's something of a lack of magical doctors were I'm from."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"And superheros probably." A beat. "And crazy villains." Another beat. "And 'secret' government agencies."

He even did the finger quotes there.
doubleohblonde: (Bond is a pirate and wants to die)

[personal profile] doubleohblonde 2008-07-22 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Are we talking MI6 levels of 'secret' or crazy conspiracy levels of 'secret'?" Bond asked, also doing the finger quotes.

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"The latter," Deadpool replied. "Because MI6 it's totally expected of them to have spies and be all SHIELD-like. The other ones are more experiment on the human genome to create horrors that are unleashed upon the world kinda thing."
doubleohblonde: (Bond is a pirate and wants to die)

[personal profile] doubleohblonde 2008-07-22 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"That doesn't sound particularly...good." Bond grimaced. "They actually get funding for that?"

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Think of it as an arms race with super powers."
doubleohblonde: (Bond is a pirate and has pretty hair)

[personal profile] doubleohblonde 2008-07-22 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Bond's grimace got a lot more grimmer. "I see."

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2008-07-22 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"...you get used to it," Deadpool added with a shrug. Even though you didn't, really.
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[personal profile] doubleohblonde 2008-07-22 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Bond was suddenly much gladder he came from a relatively mundane world. "I can't imagine how."
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