doubleohblonde | Practical Weaponry [Wednesday, Period Four]

"Good afternoon," Bond addressed his assembled class. "This class is Practical Weaponry, and it's more or less exactly that. Each week I will be presenting a scenario here in the Danger Shop, and your job will be to find a way to survive it using either methods that I will have discussed with you beforehand, or by improvising something on your own. I will be demonstrating the use of ranged, and unranged conventional weapons, as well as showing you ways to improvise weaponry from seemingly innocuous everyday items. If anyone has a problem with this, the door is over there."

He paused before continuing. "Unlike certain of your other teacher, I won't be making you wear uniforms, but I would advise you to wear comfortable clothing that allows you freedom of movement."

"Now, onto the matter of teaching assistants." One day Bond would ask for volunteers, or even interest in being his TA. This was not that day. "Reese, Hathaway, congratulations."

"Since it's our first week, we'll just stick to introductions. I want your names, class, what weapons experience you have, and how you personally would handle the zombie apocalyspe," Bond said. He pointed at a random student. "You first."

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"Serena van der Woodsen, senior," the thing was, she had very little practical weaponry experience. It was part of why she was here. "I'm deadly with a field hockey stick, and I've been to a firing range, and know how to fence. It's probably not going to get me far, but in a zombie apocalypse?" She winced, realizing how lame she likely sounded, "I'd be the girl going for the kneecaps. Don't knock field hockey until you've played it."

"I would never argue with an armed woman," Bond replied. "And what would you do if going after the knees didn't work?"

"Blunt force trauma to the head," she'd seen enough zombie movies, "and find people with guns."

Practical Weaponry [Wednesday, Period Four]

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Re: Introductions - PW [Week 1]