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James Bond ([personal profile] doubleohblonde) wrote2009-07-08 10:26 pm
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Practical Weaponry [Wednesday, Period Four]

"Good afternoon," Bond addressed his assembled class. "This class is Practical Weaponry, and it's more or less exactly that. Each week I will be presenting a scenario here in the Danger Shop, and your job will be to find a way to survive it using either methods that I will have discussed with you beforehand, or by improvising something on your own. I will be demonstrating the use of ranged, and unranged conventional weapons, as well as showing you ways to improvise weaponry from seemingly innocuous everyday items. If anyone has a problem with this, the door is over there."

He paused before continuing. "Unlike certain of your other teacher, I won't be making you wear uniforms, but I would advise you to wear comfortable clothing that allows you freedom of movement."

"Now, onto the matter of teaching assistants." One day Bond would ask for volunteers, or even interest in being his TA. This was not that day. "Reese, Hathaway, congratulations."

"Since it's our first week, we'll just stick to introductions. I want your names, class, what weapons experience you have, and how you personally would handle the zombie apocalyspe," Bond said. He pointed at a random student. "You first."

[ooc: wait for ocd up.]

[Class Roster]

Re: Talk to the TAs - PW [Week 1]

[identity profile] weetinyreese.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"I feel it. Doctor Jones said my mouth would taste like chalk for a while. Thanks for showing me where the clinic was."

Re: Talk to the TAs - PW [Week 1]

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Rose looked horrified. "Chalk?"

Re: Talk to the TAs - PW [Week 1]

[identity profile] weetinyreese.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's dry and powdery," he grimaced. "It was the medicine she gave me."

Re: Talk to the TAs - PW [Week 1]

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Blech," she said, making a sympathetic face. "Doctors are too good at giving nasty tasting stuff for everything."

Re: Talk to the TAs - PW [Week 1]

[identity profile] weetinyreese.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"But it worked, so I'm okay with it."

Re: Talk to the TAs - PW [Week 1]

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2009-07-08 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"And that's all that matters," Rose said lightly, giving him a smile.