Office Hours [All Day, Monday]

[doubleohblonde]

Looking like he'd had a completely and utterly eventless weekend, Bond was back in his office, looking over his notes and hoping Booth managed to keep himself out of trouble and not upset his TA again this week.

Comments

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"And strippers!" A beat. "Maybe a little. Maybe if you got highlights?"

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"But will the strippers be amenable to the meaningless sex?"

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Most likely," Deadpool replied. "They are a friendly lot."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"Everything does seem more cheerful with strippers."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool sighed. "We need to go to the mainland for strippers sometime."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"Sounds like an another man-date to me," Bond said.

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"They better be girl strippers, last time I went they were men and it was just awkward all around," Deadpool said, pouting. "Not enough booze in the world to have manbits shaken at me."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"No," Bond agreed with a shake of his head. "Wildly flopping turkey necks just aren't as sensual."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"And then we can get drunk and not talk about our feelings and or massive emotional trauma!" Deadpool said cheerfully. "I like this plan!"

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"I can't see a flaw in it," Bond said, grinning.

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Well, we might need someone to drive us back if we get drunk enough. I'm not bodysliding us anywhere because then Nate would get all preachy."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"Maybe we can get a driver subsidised by claiming the trip as a staff enhancement exercise."

Intelligence work left one strong in the ways of bureaucracy.

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool stared for a moment.

"If I wasn't already married, I would propose to you for that excellent answer."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"Probably a good thing you are," Bond replied. "I look terrible in tulle."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool nodded seriously. "Though, I think you could pull off chenille."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"But not white," Bond said thoughtfully. "Much too hard to keep clean."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"And people would talk."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"I look good in black, hides the stains well too."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I find a nice dark red does the same," Deadpool replied, picking at his shirt. "Black and red."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

Bond nodded. "Always important to make sure the wedding party's coordinated."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"Ooo! Can we have a Galaxy Quest themed wedding cake? Not because we're fans, but because then no one will want any."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"But would the cake be chocolate, or fruit?"

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"I say it should be layers of fruit in between the chocolate," Deadpool replied. "Buttercream frosting, or course."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[doubleohblonde]

"Definitely, can't stand fondant."

Re: Afternoon [17-Mar]

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

"It's a waste of perfectly good sugar," Deadpool said, making a face at the thought. "Damn Ace of Cakes."